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I wonder how the person that thought of that idea proposed it to whoever decides what gets to be a movie. and i’d love to get paid for thinking of those weird slogans.

right?

I never thought there were cornier people then me

I was wrong

So keep sending me stories and we’ll see who wins well.. I would say noon but no guarantees of when i’ll wake up so….

we’ll see tomorrow

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I can’t decide if I find that hilarious, brilliant, or just sad. Also “He’s fast. They’re furious.” and: in 3D! “slo no mo” I don’t know which I find the funniest. (and the looks on their faces!!)

they are obviously running out of ideas

or think of them while they’re bored at meetings

I feel like that little tuft in the back is like Fat Amy not cleaning the burrito off part of the fact to ‘fuel her hate fire’ that little tuft fuels Taylors fro fire

royalgingers replied to your post: one time i was bored in history class so i wrote a story about a snail called Morta Della and she was a sad snail because she wanted to be a race driver but y’know she didnt have hands or feet so yeah, so she cried, but she couldnt wipe the snot away because again no hands, so she went to a big racing event in chicago and “committed suicide, which would’ve been sad for her friends, if she would’ve had any” yeah.

I’ve never heard of that movie but now I kinda want to watch it, so I can see how they filled at least one hour with a plot like that. even though they did steal my idea, and didn’t even manage to have it be dramatic and emotional. such amateurs.

it terrifies me how i’m not even kidding for a second

riotgearon asked:

btw i'm the anon who wrote the story about Juano and Talisha. ALSO I NOTICE YOU ARE USING GIFS FROM SOUL EATER AND IM SUPER HAPPY.

well since we’re confessing things

i’m that anon that sent you that message saying

do you even go fast

cause.. sonic

AND AH YES SOUL EATER

Anonymous asked:

PART FOUR: No one really knows what happened to Juano after that faithful day. His neighbors explain he never leaves his house, Not even to get his mail. All the children in the neighborhood squeal as they past Juano's rotting house; they all believed it's haunted. The only time Juano is seen is every night on 5/25: the day he met Talisha. He looks up to the sky: wondering where his lovely Talisha is. He wishes a star; He wishes she's doing alright... THE END.

you are beautiful anon

royalgingers asked:

one time i was bored in history class so i wrote a story about a snail called Morta Della and she was a sad snail because she wanted to be a race driver but y'know she didnt have hands or feet so yeah, so she cried, but she couldnt wipe the snot away because again no hands, so she went to a big racing event in chicago and "committed suicide, which would've been sad for her friends, if she would've had any" yeah.

why…

ya know there’s a movie about a snail who just wants to go fast and so he makes a wish or something and his shell turns into a motor or something and he goes and wins like the fucking indie 500 or something

they stole your idea… if they really did I don’t want to see this movie ever

oh my god Hayleys face in the last one is so adorable

like a total Alyson Hannigan type “Guys i can be part of the group too!” face

Anonymous asked:

PART THREE: So he finally made it back to the beach. So talisha was there and he started to run as fast as he could with the pearl. But he noticed Talisha was with this really hot guy. It hurt Juano so bad when he heard Talisha say that the hot guy was her husband. So Juano was REALLY upset. Juano swam back into the ocean, never to be seen again.

Anonymous asked:

PART TWO: So everyday Talisha and Juano would hang out. But Juano was very sad cause he really loved Talisha. After months of seeing each other Juano thought it was time to propose. But he decided he was going to find a way to communicate with her. He went on an epic journey to find the perfect pearl to propose with. So Juano went weeks looking for this perfect pearl. When he found it, he had to swim like a lot of miles back to Talisha.

this sounds a lot like what I remember from the Pearl by Steinbeck…

It's A Friday Night (er... Saturday morning) Here's a link to watch my favorite movie online

WHIP IT!

Just click continue as free user and you’re set

Anonymous asked:

STORY TIME Well it's not much of a story, but oh well. So the guy I like just told me, "Well every guy has this dream girl. What she looks like, how she acts, things like that. The perfect girl for him. I have mine just like every other guy. And you resemble her so much it's amazing. You match her better than anyone else I've ever met. And I mean that." AND JUST MY HEART IS SWELLING.

so adorable

that’s a great story

Anonymous asked:

(different anon) once there were 2 turtles. One turtle thought he was hilarious, so he spread a rumor. The other turtle didn't find it funny at all, so he walked away from the mean turtle. The mean turtle was sad that he spread the rumor in the first place. The end. (pulitzer prize winner...) (ps i'm not actually writing about anybody... it's just what came to mind)

you gave me an idea anon

WHOEVER CAN WRITE ME THE BEST FUCKING STORY ABOUT TURTLES (or whatever) WILL GET A PROMO OR WHATEVER YOU WANT (within fucking reason)

YOU HAVE A DAY